Make Your Own Bed

 

Make Your Own Bed, released in 1944, is a ton of fun. I love the premise. Alan Hale, Sr. is an eccentric rich guy named Walter Whirtle. He and his wife have trouble keeping servants. After Whirtle (who is also the world's worst driver) insults a police officer over a traffic ticket, he meets a down-on-his-luck private eye named Jerry Curtis, who is in jail because he mistakenly arrested the distric attorney while on his last job.

The P.I is played by Jack Carson, who gives the character the same fast-talking huckster vibe that he gave nearly every other character he ever played. This is fine, because Carson was born to play such roles.

Whirtle comes up with a brilliant plan. Well, if not brilliant, at least its unique. He convinces Curtis that he's beset by Nazi spies (his factory is producing war supplies). He hires Curtis to pose as his butler to catch the spies. Of course, there are no spies, but Whirtle gets a butler out of it. That the butler is a detective who thinks he's looking for spies doesn't matter. He's still a butler.

Determined to make good and catch the spies, Carson brings his girlfriend Susan (Jane Wyman) along to pose as a cook, though she's notable incompetent in the kitchen. So Whirtle gets two servants for the price of one. And to keep these servants on the job, he hires a quartet of radio actors to his home to u pose as suspects. Whirtle also sends some threatening letters to himself. 

Before long, Jerry has heard the actors rehearsing a scene from a radio play, in which they play Nazi spies planning to blow up a factory. Jerry now "knows" they are planning on blowing up Whirtle's factory. 

Misunderstandings and slapstick rapidly ensue, in which Susan "finds out" that Jerry is playing around with the two female actors and Jerry "finds out" Whirtle's wife is having an affair with a neighbor. In addition to demonstrating his obliviousness as a detective, healso doesn't contribute much to Susan's inept attempts to cook meals. There's a scene in which the two are trying to cook dinner that's about 80% as good at the classic Kathern Hepburn tries-to-cook-breakfast scene from Woman of the Year. And that's pretty darn good. 

Oh, and those radio actors pretending to be Nazi spies?  They might not be what they seem to be.

Make Your Own Bed is funny, with Carson, Wyman and Hale lifting an average script to a higher level. Perhaps not on the same level as a Hepburn-Tracy movie, but it'll still make you laugh.