X Minus One: "At the Post" 3/27/57
The fate of humanity might be in the hands of a man who handicaps horses for a living.
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X Minus One: "At the Post" 3/27/57
The fate of humanity might be in the hands of a man who handicaps horses for a living.
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We finish up our Short Story Genre Survey with a horror story:
The third and final Basil story found in the first issue of Basil the Royal Cat (January 1953) continues to show the same mix of charm and slapstick humor that made the first two stories so entertaining. Tom DeAngelo continues to provide the solid artwork and I would presume the same unidentified writer provided the script.
Basil is still stuck in the United States with no money, no food and no one who believes he's a king. He hooks up with a couple of hoboes and ALMOST manages to bum a meal off them before they pull him aboard a passing train. They are racing fans and this train is on its way to Indianapolis ("Indian-Apples?" asks Basil. "Where is that?")
They get kicked from the train and Basil knocks on the door of a home in hopes of trading some work for a meal. That house happens to be the home of a car designer named Jet-Cat, who has build a car so fast that no driver wants to risk driving it. But without the prize money from the race, Jet-Cat and his pretty daughter will lose their home!
So when Basil knocks on the door, he's assumed to be a race car driver. Before he knows it, he's racing in the Indy 500.
The car, predictable, goes out of control, crashing out of the race track, through a barn and literally across half the country. Basil, who has been desperately trying to find the brakes, accidentally extends a pair of wings that turn the car into an airplane.
You would think that Basil would have been briefed on all this by Jet-Cat before the race, but there you have it.
By chance, he ends up back over the race track just as he's running out of gas. He lands on the track, crosses the finish line and is declared the winner.
I'm not a race car expert, but I'm not sure leaving the track and FLYING back into the race would be considered legal. On the other hand, he did travel at least 500 miles around the country--probably more--before getting to the finish line. And no one seems to have a problem with him being the winner. So there you have it.
I guess I sound like I'm making fun of the story, but these absurdities are a part of its humor and its charm. They are strengths, not plot holes.
Basil is about to take part in a victory dinner, but the two hoboes from earlier spot a cop and pull Basil along as they run for it. The poor king still doesn't get a meal.
I've said "charm and humor" twice already, but it really is the best way of describing the Basil stories. They are sweet and funny examples of the sweet and funny animal stories that were common in the 1940s and 1950s, but have sadly faded from the cultural landscape.
You can read this story HERE.
Basil the Royal Cat ran for a total of four issues. We are leaving Basil here, but the other issues are also worth reading. The first story in the second issue still has Basil in the U.S., but he's somehow acquired a bag of money and a bag of food in between stories. (Finally contacted his embassy, perhaps?) After that, he's back in his own kingdom, dealing with warmongers, counterfeiters and other villains.
For us, we will be moving on to the Wild West and seeing what Jonah Hex is up to.
Crime Classics:"John Hayes: His Head and How They Were Parted" 10/28/53
In the early 18th Century, a British soldier pays a bounty to end his enlistment early. He goes home to his lovely wife. This does not end well.
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Adventure Novels and Short Stories was a pulp magazine that could not make up its mind. It started as Smashing Novels Magazine in 1936, but changed to Adventiure Novels Magazine for one issue in 1937, then finished up with a couple of issues titled Adventure Novels and Short Stories before closing up shop with the January 1938 issue.
But despite its inability to settle on a name (probably in an attempt to boost sales of the relatively short-lived publication), it published some pretty nifty stuff. And we will turn to that last issue to mark "Adventure" off our genre list.
"The Smart One" was written by Samuel Taylor, a frequent contributor to pulps during the 1930s and 1940s. This story is a short but well-written tale about a guy who thought he was smarter than anyone else. To get the girl he wants, he has to commit a murder and frame someone else for that murder. His scheme is a little complicated, but that should be no problem. Fox Phillips is confident that he's the smartest man in the Yukon.
Taylor shows himself to be an expert storyteller. He sets up the situation and introduces Fox is just a few quick paragraphs, but his prose flows along in a natural manner and doesn't seem rushed at all. We learn that Fox, who owns the local trading post, is--well, he's less than honest. There's a girl he wants to marry, but the girl's father doesn't like Fox and won't give permission.
But then someone else steps into the picture and Fox--who is, remember, convinced he's smarter than everyone else--quickly conceives his murder/frame-someone-else plan. He puts that plan into effect, convinced that nothing can go wrong.
Well, something can go wrong. Will Fox outsmart everyone when things go wrong? Well, the story can be found HERE, so learn for yourself. It's a skillfully written adventure tale and well worth reading.
One more genre to go and our Short Story Genre Survey comes to an end. Next week, we'll tackle a horror story.
The second Basil story from Basil the Royal Cat #1 (January 1953) starts off rather innocently. When the royal kitchen is out of fish, Basil decides it would be fun if he goes fishing himself. Soon, he's at sea in a small boat, but he's not getting a bite.
The unknown writer and artist Tony DeAngelo use this to jump-start another charming and funny adventure. Basil decides to head home, but his outboard motor is out of gas. Fortunately, a plane flies by and Basil signals it by writing SOS in whipped cream on the surface of the sea.
The plane is heading for America. Basil is thrilled by this--he's always wanted to visit America.
But Basil isn't good at planning ahead. Once in the USA, he discovers he can't get food without paying for it. And, by golly, no one takes him seriously when he tells them he's a king!
He gets a job at Coney Island, but is soon mortified to discover the job requires him to regularly get dunked in a tub of water as part of an arcade game.
But Basil isn't completely hapless. He rigs the trap door he drops through so that it won't open. Unfortunately, that gets him fired. The story ends with a nice bit of symmetry--Basil is again fishing and again not catching anything.
Like the Basil story we looked at last week, this tale has charm and humor brought to life by DeAngelo's pleasant pencil work. Funny animal stories were once an important and perpetually entertaining part of the medium of comic books. It's really a shame they have disappeared from that medium.
Will Basil ever get a meal? We'll look at the last story from this issue next week and perhaps we'll find out.
The Chase: "Penny-Pinching Boarding House Owners" 2/8/53
Today, we turn to a life of crime.